If you were the master...

If you were the master... what would you get people to do for you?

:master:

my laundry

don't forget dishes!

Last year's tax return - and find me some creative and lucrative deductions, please!

Laundry? Dishes? Small time compared to the dusting! But seriously, I think as the Master you'd be able to work your will through an evil plan that would allow you to topple the leadership of all Merry Maid style services. You could combine all of them into one organization and when you had the worlds elite as your clients you could simply stop all the cleaning. The filth and dirt would eventually cause the health of the rich and powerful to decline and their mental faculties to fail them. Once weakened you could easily force them into signing away their wealth and power and allowing you to finALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH, HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHahaha aahh uuhh uh I mean yeah, dusting, I'd get someone to do that. And maybe check the dates on my meds.

ahem, I am something of a domesticated despot, if I were the Master that is.

I already have the ability/individuals that I know to do my bidding for me, I just never had them do laundry for me is all.

And all-encompassing power is over rated!

And we havent heard from the starter of this post.

I would start a big zoo with aliens and extinct creatures in it and I would make a mint and it would be neat.

I'd have a lot of fun with Mrs. Saxon. She looked pretty good to me.

scoodee wrote:

I'd have a lot of fun with Mrs. Saxon. She looked pretty good to me.

Giggity.

If I were The Master.... Hmm, I haven't gotten that far in my writing to do that to my character yet, though it does happen....

Id get all the figures in the entire galaxy...
MUUUUUAAAHHH

Well is I were the master I would hypnotise someone to clean my cat's litterbox...then I would command the Sci-fi channel to air Doctor Who the same time it airs in Great Britain.

Then after that world domination...

start small, begin with cook county. I would remove the feline from the life cycle genome :master:

How is THAT for evil?

Mr. Hoosier...now now cats are cool. If I were the Master the one thing I could not get to obey me is a cat...they are much smarter than us...ha!

So if you were the master and you could control Cook County what would you do?

Cats cancelled Doctor Who! I know it for a fact, I got a report from a goldfish that overheard it.

Except those dwarf cats, they are ok.

Cook County? Ever heard of Cyber-Conversion? With only a few exceptions, they have to be the dang dumbest people on the planet!

ozjenney-There is a deduction in the US for collectibles! You can actually write off your Who purchase if you really buy a lot.

LakeErieMonster wrote:

ozjenney-There is a deduction in the US for collectibles! You can actually write off your Who purchase if you really buy a lot.

Really? That's so...civilized! I'm actually going to have a talk to my accountant and see if I can write them off as a work-related expense, since I do honestly keep them all in a big tub in the classroom! You never know...

If I were the master I would make Michael Grade wear Colin Baker's suit and cluck like a chicken. For new who fans Grade was the guy who cancelled who in the 80's.

Did you hear the real reason why he fired Colin Baker?

To quote a character from a Star Trek Next Gen episode, "it surprised the Hell out of me"

Do tell...

Hoosier Whovian wrote:

Did you hear the real reason why he fired Colin Baker?

To quote a character from a Star Trek Next Gen episode, "it surprised the Hell out of me"

Alright, now I know you're living for drama building moments. Soooo?

Mikey boy was good friends with Colins ex wife and so in a fit of pique and to make her happy got rid of him.

It was in an extended interview with Colin in Doctor Who magazine conducted with the former timelord himself

Really? Poor Colin.