Rory appreciation!

The TARDIS doesn't need to refuel at the Cardiff rift any more. It is powered by Rory's awesomeness.

Rory Williams cleans bed pans by scaring the crap out of them.

Rory once punched an Oncoming Storm in the face. The Storm was happy about it.

The TARDIS called Rory pretty because there's no Gallifreyan word for "ultimate stud muffin".

If the Master met Rory Williams he would apologize and change his name to the Melvin.

Voldemort is afraid to speak the name of Rory Willams.

Rory Williams was erased from time and it messed things up so badly the universe had to be rebooted.

Amy Pond married Rory Williams because Chuck Norris wasn't man enough for her.

They built the Pandorica to hold the Doctor because trying to hold Rory Williams would be just plain stupid.

The Silence wishes they could forget seeing Rory Williams.

Rory Williams can never cross his own timestream because the entire fabric of the universe would collapse because of the gravity of his awesomeness.

Rory Willians doesn't forget the Silence. When he's not looking at them, they don't exist.

There was a goblin. Or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. Nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it – one day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world, and Rory Williams punched it in the face.

Chuck Norris made fun of Rory Williams' nose once. Once.

Contrary to popular belief, Melody Pond was not conceived on board the TARDIS. Rory Williams' erection broke the Time Vortex.

When told to face reality, Rory Williams punched it in the face by reflex. The result was the Untempered Schism.

A new reality was created for Rory Williams' awesomeness; 'TARDIS' now stands for 'Time And Rory's Dimension In Space.'

If matter meets antimatter, the resulting explosion would leave nothing behind. If Rory Williams meets antimatter, all that will be left is Rory Williams.

When Rory Williams was in a Roman outfit holding a crying baby, he took off his shades first, because the resulting coolness would've frozen the sun.

If Jabba had sent Rory Williams, it wouldn't have mattered if Han shot first.

Rory Williams walks into a bar. Noone has ever reached the punchline of that joke.

Death once had a NearRory Experience.

There were originally eight hills in Rome, but they named one after Rory Williams and it was crushed by its own inferiority complex.

It's rumoured that Rory Williams' blood can cure AIDS. Unfortunately, noone has ever made him bleed.

Rory Williams does not get five o'clock shadow. His stubble is too afraid to come out of his face until it gets dark.

Rory Williams once punched the Eleventh Doctor. This is what caused the First Doctor to regenerate.

Rory Williams does not sleep. He waits. For TWO THOUSAND YEARS IN A ROW!

Rory Williams dies regularly and always walks away from it okay.

Rory Williams fathered a Time Lord because no human could be awesome enough to carry his DNA.

The TARDIS, which can see every single point in time in space, everyone whoever lived or will live, finds Rory Williams attractive.

Rory Williams once beat the Cybermen at a staring contest

Rory Williams goes looking for ladies with his wingman Strax every Tuesday night

The real reason the Universe exploded was due to the reunion of the Doctor/Rory bromance.

Rory doesn't need a device to Time Travel. It simply shifts to whatever time Rory Williams says it is.

River Song can escape any Storm Cage, but no Storm Cage can escape Rory Williams.

Rory Williams makes Daleks feel inferior.

The only thing to fear is fear itself. And Rory Williams.

When the President has a problem, he calls Seal Team Six. When Seal Team Six has a problem, they call Rory Williams.

The Pentagon won't divulge who really killed Bin Laden because they're afraid to acknowledge the existence of Rory Williams.

A Dalek begged River Song for mercy because it knew who her father was. River Song granted the Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye instead of calling her father.

Rory Williams was once made into a killer replicant with a laser gun for a hand. This was the only period in history in which he was less dangerous.

In ancient Dalek, the Doctor is known as the Oncoming Storm. Rory Williams is known as the Stormbreaking Fist.

Rory Williams once agreed to grow a ponytail in order to restrict his awesome to a safe level. Unfortunately, the safety measure backfired and ponytails were made awesome by association.

The TARDIS is attracted to exciting and major events in history. This is why she likes Rory Williams.

Rory Williams can make Cybermen look scared.

Jeff isn't really the good looking one. Rory Williams beat the ugly out of him for his birthday.

The Doctor's real name is "I am Rory Williams' Sidekick".

Superman wears Rory Williams underwear.

Rory Williams fancies fish and chips. You better get him some...

When Rory Williams falls into a crack, he doesn't get erased from time. Time gets erased from Rory Williams

Rory Williams turned his back when the Doctor was undressing because he knew he would laugh when he saw his vastly inferior body

The Eleventh Doctor's chin wasn't actually that big until Rory punched it

River Song has threesomes with two Doctors. Rory Williams has threesomes with himself.

Pi is Rory Williams' phone number.

Rory Williams can drive to the moon. On foot.

Wikipedia asks Rory Williams.

Rory Williams put the cat back in the bag.

Rory Williams always wins Connect-4. In three moves.

Only Rory can spawn someone badass enough to make a dalek piss itself.

A giant bunch of giant spaceships are threatening to blow up the Earth? Big effing whoop. Rory ignores that just because he wants to take a picture of some jackass with a puppy... BECAUSE HE CAN!

Rory don't need no stinking regenerations anytime he dies!

The Atraxi didn't run because the Doctor told them to. They ran because they noticed Rory was standing behind him.

Who gives a crap about The Doctor? It's The Nurse who all the sexy ladies and TARDISes want to administer their sponge baths.

Never kill Rory. It only causes him to come back pissed off.... and plastic.... with a gun built into his hand... and Roman.

Whenever River Song tells people "My dad can batter your dad," their dads batter themselves to avoid Rory Williams' falcon-punch.

Davros wasn't always in a wheelchair, but after he called the Doctor 'the Destroyer of Worlds,' Rory Williams went back in time and falcon-punched him for stealing his boxing nickname.

Every species in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark. Every species in the universe also has a fear of Rory Williams, which is plain common sense.

When the Doctor told the Vashta Nerada to look him up, they found out he was a known associate of Rory Williams. An entire spacesuit full of thousands of them then immediately committed suicide in abject terror.

In the military, soldiers say, "If you can see it, you can kill it. Rory Williams says, "If I can see it, it's already dead."

That wasn't the reflection from Amy's compact that incinerated the fish guy, it was the radiant light of Rory's awesomeness.

Some couples brag about the mile high club. Rory is officially the first man in the All-of-Time-And-Space club.

Rory is the one man that Captain Jack would only shyly blush at upon meeting, not having the nerve to walk up to him.

On the day Rory plans to wed and no longer be single, the rest of universe goes into mourning, cracks up, and almost implodes into nothing. Read into that what you will.

Chuck Norris is a young earth creationist. Rory Williams isn't.

Once Rory wore a bow tie and a fez. And it was cool.