ASK THE TIMEWARRIOR! A sub memorial to thespy!

bored. . .

STILL FREAKING BORED!

Did you have a nice 40th birthday on this earth?

I did. I feasted on the souls of so many enemies. Thank you.

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^^That must be tough on the stomach, there's a pink liquid or chewable tablets for that.. Razz

Blackarrow wrote:: ^^That must be tough on the stomach, there's a pink liquid or chewable tablets for that..

Actually a little bone marrow and I'm good to go.

Argh. Lost my daily advice thread.

What's your position on lemurs?

squishy wrote:: What's your position on lemurs?

I'm pro lemur but anti squirrel. Those little B@$tards are always after my nuts!

not bored, very into Halloween prep. . .but still. . .where are my darn questions?

What are you giving out to the trick-or-treaters this year?

SeaDevil wrote:: What are you giving out to the trick-or-treaters this year?

The souls of many unwashed sinners and saints.

What is your #1 gift hint this Christmas?

squishy wrote:: What is your #1 gift hint this Christmas?

A united Doctor who fan base. oh and a mystic pony. . .or just red dead redemption 2

RANK: Prime Minister Number of posts : 554 Registration date : 2016-02-23

What is your favorite film depiction of Death? Who Drew your favorite Drawing of Death and in What Media was it depicted? How do you feel about resurrection, do you feel slightly cheated? Does your cloak come in any other color? Were you mad when you saw Harry Potter running around with a piece of your cloak? Is it harder to keep up with the influx of souls during world wars and Genocides? Are you strictly speaking a Death of earth beings only, or are you intergalactic? Do you accompany the souls of all mammal, Fish, Reptiles, Birds, insects, and bacteria as they pass into the afterlife? Does the thought of being cast into the lake of fire at the end of the world by the Judeo christian GOD for all eternity bother and otherwise annoy you? How cold do the bones get in winter when not covered in flesh? How often does your cloak need mending? What type of wood is the handle of your sickle made of? Is the blade stainless? How often do you sharpen it? Does it sometimes get stuck in doorways or turn styles? Do you wear sandals or prefer flip-flops or Crocks? Is your current appearance due to the Atkins Diet or a Meth addiction? What was your original name before you were known as Death? Cletus? Dave? Bernard? Do you find Ghost Rider to be a somewhat cooler version of yourself or just a bad poorly conceived attempt to cash out on you? After feasting on souls what makes for a good tasty desert? Do you use your sickle to pick your teeth? Do you have any fillings and if so are any made of Gold? Have you ever thought about a Grill? Maybe embed some lil diamonds in your teeth? How much were you paid to pose for that Sicario: Day of the Soldado Steelbook back cover? Are you more of a Democrat or a Republican? Do you miss Lazarus? Are there any skeleton chicks in your life? Who was the most annoying Death? And most importantly, DO YOU!, OR DO YOU NOT!, HAVE ELVIS PRESELY!!!! and if you do have him, will you make me a mixed tape of whatever he's playing these days? Feel free to add in some Cobain, Mercury, and Morrison ...Oh, and have a H E double hocky sticks of a day:)

OOOOOooooo a challenge. . .been a while since I had one of these. . .okay. . .here goes. . .

Winter wrote:: What is your favorite film depiction of Death?

Simple: Me.

Winter wrote:: Who Drew your favorite Drawing of Death and in What Media was it depicted?

Again me. . .and in real life. . .you're new here aren't you?

Winter wrote:: How do you feel about resurrection, do you feel slightly cheated?

It's okay. . .needs more nachos. . .and you can't feel cheated when you're the one doing the cheating. . .

Winter wrote:: Does your cloak come in any other color?

I do have a neon pink one.

Winter wrote:: Were you mad when you saw Harry Potter running around with a piece of your cloak?

Umm. . .different cloak dude. . .

Winter wrote:: Is it harder to keep up with the influx of souls during world wars and Genocides?

Let's just say it's not as bad as a Southern Baptist prom held in Las Vega. . .

Winter wrote:: Are you strictly speaking a Death of earth beings only, or are you intergalactic?

I kill all things and beings. . .fear me. . .

Winter wrote:: Do you accompany the souls of all mammal, Fish, Reptiles, Birds, insects, and bacteria as they pass into the afterlife?

Again, see above. . .

Winter wrote:: Does the thought of being cast into the lake of fire at the end of the world by the Judeo christian GOD for all eternity bother and otherwise annoy you?

Are you kidding? that's a standard in every health plan. . .

Winter wrote:: How cold do the bones get in winter when not covered in flesh?

Cold. . .but not so cold that your mother and/or girlfriend won't turn me away. . .

Winter wrote:: How often does your cloak need mending?

Ummm. .never. . .eternal being here.

Winter wrote:: What type of wood is the handle of your sickle made of?

deadwood

Winter wrote:: Is the blade stainless?

Any self respecting reaper will have a rusty blade. . .the better to kill you with my dear. . .

Winter wrote:: How often do you sharpen it?

Self sharpening. . .just need a volunteer. . .

Winter wrote:: Does it sometimes get stuck in doorways or turn styles?

Mostly skulls and rib cages. . .

Winter wrote:: Do you wear sandals or prefer flip-flops or Crocks?

Cross Trainers. . .

Winter wrote:: Is your current appearance due to the Atkins Diet or a Meth addiction?

Cheese allergy. . .it's not something I like to talk about. . .

Winter wrote:: What was your original name before you were known as Death? Cletus? Dave? Bernard?

None of your business. . .and no, no and no!

Winter wrote:: Do you find Ghost Rider to be a somewhat cooler version of yourself or just a bad poorly conceived attempt to cash out on you?

He's more or less just one of the rando's from the temp agency. . .

Winter wrote:: After feasting on souls what makes for a good tasty desert?

More souls.

Winter wrote:: Do you use your sickle to pick your teeth?

mostly finger bones. . .

Winter wrote:: Do you have any fillings and if so are any made of Gold?

If I needed filings, then they'd be filled with humanity's souls. . .

Winter wrote:: Have you ever thought about a Grill?

Not really. . .I prefer the stench of death on my teeth. . .

Winter wrote:: Maybe embed some lil diamonds in your teeth?

YEEEEAAAHHHH!

Winter wrote:: How much were you paid to pose for that Sicario: Day of the Soldado Steelbook back cover?

A boatload. . .

Winter wrote:: Are you more of a Democrat or a Republican?

Neither. . .now those guys are scary. . .

Winter wrote:: Do you miss Lazarus?

Nah, he was a jerk

Winter wrote:: Are there any skeleton chicks in your life?

No but I like to bone once in a while. . .

Winter wrote:: Who was the most annoying Death?

Again. . .me.. .

Winter wrote:: And most importantly, DO YOU!, OR DO YOU NOT!, HAVE ELVIS PRESELY!!!! and if you do have him, will you make me a mixed tape of whatever he's playing these days?

Nope, elvis has left the building. . .

Winter wrote:: Feel free to add in some Cobain, Mercury, and Morrison ...

I'll keep it in mind. . .

Winter wrote:: Oh, and have a H E double hocky sticks of a day:)

You too!

How did you celebrate the anniversary of your arrival as dark ruler of this realm?

SeaDevil wrote:: How did you celebrate the anniversary of your arrival as dark ruler of this realm?

Lots of liquor and posting various spoilers anonymously about the next avengers movie

timewarrior wrote:

SeaDevil wrote:: How did you celebrate the anniversary of your arrival as dark ruler of this realm?

posting various spoilers anonymously about the next avengers movie

oh, now...that is TRULY evil... Wink

SeaDevil wrote:

timewarrior wrote:

SeaDevil wrote:: How did you celebrate the anniversary of your arrival as dark ruler of this realm?

posting various spoilers anonymously about the next avengers movie

oh, now...that is TRULY evil... Wink

We do try....ps...thanos will turn out to be Mary poppins in disguise

When will this ever end? The pandemic, not the Matlock marathon running this weekend on Decades TV.

squishy wrote:: When will this ever end? The pandemic, not the Matlock marathon running this weekend on Decades TV.

Whenever I feel humanity has been punished enough for ending ash vs the evil dead and when they have paid for ruining all our beloved franchises with bad writing and social justice bull sh@t!

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